The Road to Little Dribbling: More Notes from a Small Island

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Bill Bryson returns to his internationally beloved topic, Britain, with his first travel book in fifteen years.In 1995, Bill Bryson went on a trip around Britain to celebrate the green and kindly island that had become his home. The hilarious book he wrote about that journey, Notes from a Small Island, became one of the most loved books of recent decades.    Now, in this hotly anticipated new travel book, his first in fifteen years and sure to be greeted as the funniest book of the decade, Bryson sets out on a brand-new journey, on a route he dubs the Bryson Line, from Bognor Regis on the south coast to Cape Wrath on the northernmost tip of Scotland.    Once again, he will guide us through all that’s best and worst about Britain today–while doing that incredibly rare thing of making us laugh out loud in public.

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Weight 0.32 kg
Dimensions 2.6 × 13.24 × 20.2 cm
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Format

Paperback

Language

Pages

400

Publisher

Year Published

2016-11-1

Imprint

Publication City/Country

Canada

ISBN 10

0385685734

About The Author

BILL BRYSON's bestselling travel books include The Lost Continent, Neither Here Nor There, and Notes from a Small Island, which in a national poll was voted the book that best represents Britain. His acclaimed book on the history of science, A Short History of Nearly Everything, won the Royal Society's Aventis Prize as well as the Descartes Prize, the European Union's highest literary award. Bryson has written books on language, on Shakespeare, and on his own childhood in the hilarious memoir The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid. His last critically lauded bestsellers were on history–At Home: a Short History of Private Life, and One Summer: America 1927. Another travel book, A Walk in the Woods, has now become a major film starring Robert Redford, Nick Nolte, and Emma Thompson. Bill Bryson was born in the American Mid-West, and is now living back in the UK.

A New York Times BestsellerA Washington Post Notable Book"Is it the funniest travel book I've read all year? Of course it is." —The Telegraph (UK)"Endearing, irreverent, insightful, self-deprecating and hilarious. [The Road to Little Dribbling is] remarkable entertainment." —USA Today"Everybody loves Bill Bryson, don't they? He's clever, witty, entertaining, a great companion. . . . His research is on show here, producing insight, wisdom and startling nuggets of information. . . . Bill Bryson and his new book are the dog's bollocks." —The Independent (UK)"The Road to Little Dribbling takes readers on a cheeky romp through Britain's heart . . . [and] affectionately celebrates, and devilishly skewers, the island's wild places, peculiar customs and colorful people." —San Francisco Chronicle"Bryson is an entertaining travel companion with a keen eye for the absurd." —The Wall Street Journal"You could hardly ask for a better guide to Great Britain than Bill Bryson." —Miami Herald"Although he's now entering what he fondly calls his 'dotage,' the 64-year-old Bryson seems merely to have sharpened both his charms and his crotchets." —The New York Times Book Review"The Road to Little Dribbling is a funny and pleasant travelogue. Bryson can capture a place memorably with just a sharp phrase or two." —NPR"The truly great thing about Bryson is that he really cares and is insanely curious. . . . Reading his work is like going on holiday with the members of Monty Python." —Mashable "Fans should expect to chuckle, snort, snigger, grunt, laugh out loud and shake with recognition. . . . A clotted cream and homemade jam scone of a treat." —The Sunday Times (UK)"The history of a love affair, the very special relationship between Bryson and Britain. We remain lucky to have him." —Financial Times (UK)"We have a tradition in this country of literary teddy bears—John Betjeman and Alan Bennett among them—whose cutting critiques of the absurdities and hypocrisies of the British people are carried out with such wit and good humour that they become national treasures. Bill Bryson is American but is now firmly established in the British teddy bear pantheon. . . . The fact that this wonderful writer can unerringly catalogue all our faults and is still happy to put up with us should make every British reader's chest swell with pride." —Sunday Express (UK)"There were moments when I snorted out loud with laughter while reading this book in public. . . . [Bill Bryson] can be as gloriously silly as ever." —The Times (UK)"Stuffed with eye-opening facts and statistics. . . . Bryson's charm and wit continue to float off the page. . . . Recognizing oneself is part of the pleasure of reading Bryson's mostly affable rants about Britain and Britishness." —Daily Mail (UK)"What [Bryson] does best—penning travel books that educate, inform and will have you laughing out loud. . . . I was chuckling away by page four and soaking up his historic facts to impress my mates with. Sure to be a bestseller." —The Sun (UK)"We go to him less for insights—though there are plenty of these—and more for the pleasure of his company. And he can be very funny indeed. Almost every page has a line worth quoting." —Herald Scotland (UK)  "The observation, the wit, the geniality of Bryson's inimitable words illuminate every chapter." —Irish Times (Ireland)"Bryson has no equal. He combines the charm and humour of Michael Palin with the cantankerousness of Victor Meldrew and the result is a benign intolerance that makes for a gloriously funny read." —Daily Express (UK)"Bryson's capacity for wonder at the beauty of his adopted homeland seems to have only grown with time." —The Washington Post"Bryson is Britain's favorite American, a cuddly-curmudgeonly national uncle. . . . [The Road to Little Dribbling] is very funny." —Associated Press

Excerpt From Book

BUGGER BOGNOR! My plan, after Bognor, was to take a bus along the coast to Brighton, and I was quietly excited about this. I had never experienced this stretch of coastline and had great hopes for it. I had printed out a timetable and carefully selected the 12.19 as the best bus for my purposes, but as I ambled to the bus stop now, thinking I had minutes to spare, I watched in mild dismay as my bus departed just ahead of a cloud of black smoke. It took me a minute to work out that my watch was not right, that the battery was evidently dying. With a half-hour to kill till the next bus, I went into a jeweller’s shop, where a cheerless man looked at the watch and told me that a replacement battery would be £30.‘But I barely paid that for the watch,’ I sputtered.‘That may explain why it’s not working,’ he said and handed it back with a look of majestic indifference.I waited to see if he had anything more to say, if there existed within him the faintest flicker of interest in helping me to get the right time on my wrist and possibly in the process keep his business going. It appeared not.‘Well, I’ll leave it for now,’ I said. ‘I can see you are very busy.’ If he had any appreciation for my instinct for mirth, he failed to show it. He gave a shrug and that was the end of our relationship.I was hungry, but now had only twenty minutes before the next bus, so I went into a McDonald’s for the sake of haste. I should have known better. I have a little personal history with McDonald’s, you see. Once a few years ago after a big family day out we stopped at a McDonald’s in response to cries from a back-seatful of grandchildren pleading for an unhealthy meal, and I was put in charge of placing the order. I carefully interviewed everyone in the party – about ten of us, from two cars – collated the order on to the back of an old envelope and approached the counter.‘OK,’ I said decisively to the youthful attendant when my turn came, ‘I would like five Big Macs, four quarter-pound cheese- burgers, two chocolate milkshakes—’At this point someone stepped up to tell me that one of the children wanted chicken nuggets instead of a Big Mac.‘Sorry,’ I said and then resumed. ‘Make that four Big Macs, four quarter-pound cheeseburgers, two chocolate milkshakes—’At this point, some small person tugging on my sleeve informed me that he wanted a strawberry milkshake, not a chocolate one. ‘Right,’ I said, returning to the young attendant, ‘make that four Big Macs, four quarter-pound cheeseburgers, one chocolate milkshake, one strawberry milkshake, three chicken nuggets . . .’And so it went on as I worked my way through and from time to time adjusted the group’s long and complicated order.When the food came, the young man produced about eleven trays with thirty or forty bags of food on them.‘What’s this?’ I said.‘Your order,’ he replied and read my order back to me off the till: ‘Thirty-four Big Macs, twenty quarter-pound cheeseburgers, twelve chocolate shakes . . .’ It turned out that instead of adjusting my order each time I restarted, he had just added to it.‘I didn’t ask for twenty quarter-pound cheeseburgers, I asked for four quarter-pound cheeseburgers five times.’‘Same thing,’ he said.‘It’s not the same thing at all. You can’t be this stupid.’Two of the people waiting behind me in the queue sided with the young attendant.‘You did ask for all that stuff,’ one of them said.The duty manager came over and looked at the till. ‘It says twenty quarter-pound cheeseburgers here,’ he said as if it were a gun with my fingerprints on it.‘I know what it says there, but that isn’t what I asked for.’One of my grown children came over to find out what was going on. I explained to him what had happened and he weighed the matter judiciously and decided that, taken all in all, it was my fault.‘I can’t believe you are all this stupid,’ I said to an audience that consisted now of about sixteen people, some of them newly arrived but already taking against me. Eventually my wife came over and led me away by the elbow, the way I used to watch her lead jabbering psychiatric patients off to a quiet room. She sorted the mess out amicably with the manager and attendant, brought two trays of food to the table in about thirty seconds, and informed me that I was never again to venture into a McDonald’s whether alone or under supervision.And now here I was in McDonald’s again for the first time since my earlier fracas. I vowed to behave myself, but McDonald’s is just too much for me. I ordered a chicken sandwich and a Diet Coke.‘Do you want fries with that?’ the young man serving me asked. I hesitated for a moment, and in a pained but patient tone said:‘No. That’s why I didn’t ask for fries, you see.’‘We’re just told to ask like,’ he said.‘When I want fries, generally I say something like, “I would like some fries, too, please.” That’s the system I use.’‘We’re just told to ask like,’ he repeated.‘Do you need to know the other things I don’t want? It is quite a long list. In fact, it is everything you serve except for the two things I asked for.’‘We’re just told to ask like,’ he repeated yet again, but in a darker voice, and deposited my two items on a tray and urged me, without the least hint of sincerity, to have a nice day. I realized that I probably wasn’t quite ready for McDonald’s yet.

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