How to Be an Ex-Footballer

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Shortlisted for the Sports Entertainment Book of the Year at the British Sports Book AwardsThe funniest man in British sport – MetroPeter Crouch is a comedy genius – Daily MailOften recruited before they’ve worn long trousers, today’s footballers become superstars who earn huge amounts without ever learning much about the world beyond the training ground. Coddled by their support teams, everything is done for them. They live their lives in the glaring media spotlight, yet only really develop one life skill – how to kick a ball better. Then inevitably, when age catches up with them or injury strikes, these man-children are thrown out into the real world, utterly defenceless apart from their multi-million-pound bank accounts.So what do these Peter Pans, whose careers end just as most people’s are getting going, do with the rest of their lives? Crouch speaks from his own experience and discusses with fellow former professionals too – just how do you safely release a near seven-foot striker back into the wild?Peter goes in search of the answer to what his second career might be and encounters stories far more bizarre than anything you’ll find on the pitch. From the pleasure and pain of management to the lessons we can learn from Jamie Carragher and Joe Cole on not going to seed. From those staying in the sport – the diehard veterans, coaches, managers, owners and of course the legion of pundits, to those moving on to pastures new. Peter talks to entrepreneurs, men of the cloth, eco warriors, artists, private detectives and budding actors, as well as those who’ve lost their way in addiction, crime and NFTs.When the final whistle blows, it’s still all to play for.

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Weight 0.22 kg
Dimensions 1.8 × 12.4 × 19.6 cm
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Format

Paperback

Language

Pages

288

Publisher

Year Published

2023-5-25

Imprint

Publication City/Country

London, United Kingdom

ISBN 10

1529106605

About The Author

Peter Crouch was a professional footballer for over 20 years. He scored over 100 Premier League goals, has 42 England caps and holds the record for the most headed goals in Premier League history. He's now a bestselling author, award-winning podcast host and champion of grassroots football.

Review Quote

However overpaid and preening you might assume Premier League footballers to be, think again. They're worse, according to this amusing insider's account

Other text

Who knew that a footballer could be funny? … What you realise, as you laugh out loud, is that football has been taken too seriously by too many people for too long… Most other football books wither by comparison