If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
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If You’re Reading This, It’s Too Late

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DO NOT READ THIS BOOK.For the story I am about to divulge is of an extremely dangerous nature. I fear for our lives. Yet how can I deny you the truth, when it involves a terrible monster grown in a madman’s laboratory…a strange carved ball that sings of distant secrets…and the evil threat facing the youngest members of the Terces society…?If you insist on opening this book, never reveal the secrets within. Heed my warning…before it’s too late.

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Weight 0.34 kg
Dimensions 2.68 × 14.29 × 20.06 cm
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Format

Paperback
Language

Pages

416
Publisher

Year Published

2014-9-1
Imprint

For Ages

9-12
Publication City/Country

London, United Kingdom
ISBN 10

140958383X
About The Author

Pseudonymous Bosch is a pseudonym, or as he would prefer to call it (because he is very pretentious), a nom de plume. Unfortunately, for reasons he cannot disclose, but which should be obvious to anyone foolhardy enough to read this book, he cannot tell you his real name. But he admits he has a deep-seated fear of mayonnaise. Fortunately, this has not proved an impediment to The Secret Series selling over two million copies worldwide.

Cass and Max-Ernest make a welcome return in the second book in the 'Secret' series. As with its predecessor, the success of this book lies in its playfulness. The frequent placement of footnotes adds irreverent and direct addresses to the reader. Aping the gothic horror tradition, it successfully draws upon those literary traditions whilst also satirizing them, guaranteeing readers an inventive and stylish read.
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Bursting with inventive characters and laugh-out-loud moments.
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