Love’s Labor’s Lost

Love's Labor's Lost ¥    I.1 Enter Ferdinand King of Navarre, Berowne, Longaville, and Dumaine. king Let fame, that all hunt after in their lives, Live registered upon our brazen tombs 2 And then grace us in the disgrace of death, 3 When, spite of cormorant devouring Time, 4 Th' endeavor of this present breath may buy 5 That honor which shall bate his scythe's keen edge 6 And make us heirs of all eternity. Therefore, brave conquerors-for so you are That war against your own affections 9 And the huge army of the world's desires- 10 Our late edict shall strongly stand in force: 11 Navarre shall be the wonder of the world; Our court shall be a little academe, 13 Still and contemplative in living art. 14 You three-Berowne, Dumaine, and Longaville- Have sworn for three years' term to live with me My fellow scholars, and to keep those statutes That are recorded in this schedule here. 18 Your oaths are passed; and now subscribe your names, 19 That his own hand may strike his honor down 20 That violates the smallest branch herein. 21 If you are armed to do as sworn to do, 22 Subscribe to your deep oaths, and keep it too. longaville I am resolved. 'Tis but a three years' fast. The mind shall banquet though the body pine. Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits 26 Make rich the ribs, but bankrupt quite the wits. dumaine My loving lord, Dumaine is mortified. 28 The grosser manner of these world's delights He throws upon the gross world's baser slaves. 30 To love, to wealth, to pomp, I pine and die, With all these living in philosophy. 32 berowne I can but say their protestation over. 33 So much, dear liege, I have already sworn, 34 That is, to live and study here three years. But there are other strict observances: As not to see a woman in that term, Which I hope well is not enrolld there; 38 And one day in a week to touch no food, And but one meal on every day beside, 40 The which I hope is not enrolld there; And then to sleep but three hours in the night, And not be seen to wink of all the day 43 (When I was wont to think no harm all night 44 And make a dark night too of half the day), Which I hope well is not enrolld there. O, these are barren tasks, too hard to keep- Not to see ladies, study, fast, not sleep. king Your oath is passed to pass away from these. berowne Let me say no, my liege, an if you please. 50 I only swore to study with your grace And stay here in your court for three years' space. longaville You swore to that, Berowne, and to the rest. berowne By yea and nay, sir, then I swore in jest. 54 What is the end of study, let me know? king Why, that to know which else we should not know. berowne Things hid and barred, you mean, from common sense? 57 king Ay, that is study's godlike recompense. berowne Come on then, I will swear to study so, 59 To know the thing I am forbid to know, 60 As thus-to study where I well may dine  When I to feast expressly am forbid; Or study where to meet some mistress fine  When mistresses from common sense are hid; Or having sworn too hard-a-keeping oath, Study to break it and not break my troth. If study's gain be thus, and this be so, Study knows that which yet it doth not know. 68 Swear me to this, and I will ne'er say no. king These be the stops that hinder study quite, 70 And train our intellects to vain delight. 71 berowne Why, all delights are vain, but that most vain 72 Which, with pain purchased, doth inherit pain: 73 As, painfully to pore upon a book,  To seek the light of truth, while truth the while Doth falsely blind the eyesight of his look. 76  Light seeking light doth light of light beguile; 77 So, ere you find where light in darkness lies, Your light grows dark by losing of your eyes. 79 Study me how to please the eye indeed, 80  By fixing it upon a fairer eye, 81 Who dazzling so, that eye shall be his heed, 82  And give him light that it was blinded by. 83 Study is like the heaven's glorious sun,  That will not be deep-searched with saucy looks: 85 Small have continual plodders ever won,  Save base authority from others' books. These earthly godfathers of heaven's lights, 88  That give a name to every fixd star, Have no more profit of their shining nights 90  Than those that walk and wot not what they are. 91 Too much to know is to know nought but fame; 92 And every godfather can give a name. 93 king How well he's read to reason against reading! 94 dumaine Proceeded well, to stop all good proceeding! 95 longaville He weeds the corn, and still lets grow the weeding. 96 berowne The spring is near, when green geese are a-breeding. 97 dumaine How follows that? 98 berowne     Fit in his place and time. dumaine In reason nothing. 99 berowne     Something then in rhyme. king Berowne is like an envious sneaping frost 100 That bites the first-born infants of the spring. 101 berowne Well, say I am; why should proud summer boast 102 Before the birds have any cause to sing? Why should I joy in any abortive birth? At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's newfangled shows, But like of each thing that in season grows. 107 So you, to study now it is too late, 108 Climb o'er the house to unlock the little gate. 109 king Well, sit you out. Go home, Berowne. Adieu. 110 berowne No, my good lord, I have sworn to stay with you; And though I have for barbarism spoke more 112  Than for that angel knowledge you can say, Yet confident I'll keep what I have sworn,  And bide the penance of each three years' day. 115 Give me the paper, let me read the same, And to the strict'st decrees I'll write my name. king [Handing over the paper] How well this yielding rescues thee from shame! berowne [Reads.] "Item: that no woman shall come within a mile of my court-" Hath this been proclaimed? 120 longaville Four days ago. berowne Let's see the penalty. "-on pain of losing her tongue." Who devised this penalty? longaville Marry, that did I. 124 berowne     Sweet lord, and why? longaville To fright them hence with that dread penalty. berowne A dangerous law against gentility! 126 [Reads.]  "Item: if any man be seen to talk with a woman within the term of three years, he shall endure such public shame as the rest of the court can possible devise." This article, my liege, yourself must break; 130  For well you know here comes in embassy The French king's daughter with yourself to speak,  A maid of grace and complete majesty, About surrender up of Aquitaine 134  To her decrepit, sick, and bedrid father. Therefore this article is made in vain,  Or vainly comes th' admird princess hither. king What say you, lords? why, this was quite forgot. berowne So study evermore is overshot. While it doth study to have what it would, 140 It doth forget to do the thing it should, And when it hath the thing it hunteth most, 'Tis won as towns with fire-so won, so lost. 143 king We must of force dispense with this decree; 144 She must lie here on mere necessity. 145 berowne Necessity will make us all forsworn  Three thousand times within this three years' space: For every man with his affects is born, 148  Not by might mastered, but by special grace. 149 If I break faith, this word shall speak for me: 150 I am forsworn "on mere necessity." So to the laws at large I write my name; [Signs.] And he that breaks them in the least degree Stands in attainder of eternal shame. 154 Suggestions are to other as to me; 155 But I believe, although I seem so loath, I am the last that will last keep his oath. 157 But is there no quick recreation granted? 158 king Ay, that there is. Our court you know is haunted 159  With a refind traveler of Spain, 160 A man in all the world's new fashion planted, 161  That hath a mint of phrases in his brain; One who the music of his own vain tongue 163  Doth ravish like enchanting harmony; A man of complements, whom right and wrong 165  Have chose as umpire of their mutiny. 166 This child of fancy, that Armado hight, 167  For interim to our studies shall relate 168 In highborn words the worth of many a knight 169  From tawny Spain, lost in the world's debate. 170 How you delight, my lords, I know not, I; But, I protest, I love to hear him lie, And I will use him for my minstrelsy. 173 berowne Armado is a most illustrious wight, A man of fire-new words, fashion's own knight. 175 longaville Costard the swain and he shall be our sport, 176 And so to study three years is but short. Enter [Dull,] a Constable with a letter, with Costard. dull Which is the duke's own person? 178 berowne This, fellow. What wouldst? dull I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his grace's farborough; but I would see his own person in flesh and blood. 180 181 berowne This is he. dull Se–or Arm-Arm-commends you. There's villainy abroad. This letter will tell you more. 184 costard Sir, the contempts thereof are as touching me. 186 king A letter from the magnificent Armado. 187 berowne How low soever the matter, I hope in God for high words. longaville A high hope for a low heaven. God grant us patience! 190 berowne To hear, or forbear hearing? 192 longaville To hear meekly, sir, and to laugh moderately, or to forbear both. berowne Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us cause to climb in the merriness. 195 costard The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta. The manner of it is, I was taken with the manner. 197 198 berowne In what manner? costard In manner and form following, sir; all those three: I was seen with her in the manor house, sitting with her upon the form, and taken following her into the park; which, put together, is "in manner and form following." Now, sir, for the manner: it is the manner of a man to speak to a woman. For the form: in some form. 200 202 berowne For the following, sir? costard As it shall follow in my correction, and God defend the right! 208 king Will you hear this letter with attention? 210 berowne As we would hear an oracle. costard Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh. 212 king [Reads.] "Great deputy, the welkin's vicegerent, and sole dominator of Navarre, my soul's earth's God, and body's fostering patron-" 214 costard Not a word of Costard yet. king "So it is-" costard It may be so; but if he say it is so, he is, in telling true, but so. 220 king Peace! costard Be to me and every man that dares not fight. king No words! costard Of other men's secrets, I beseech you. king "So it is, besieged with sable-colored melancholy, I did commend the black-oppressing humor to the most wholesome physic of thy health-giving air; and, as I am a gentleman, betook myself to walk. The time when? About the sixth hour, when beasts most graze, birds best peck, and men sit down to that nourishment which is called supper: so much for the time when. Now for the ground which-which, I mean, I walked upon: it is ycleped thy park. Then for the place where- where, I mean, I did encounter that obscene and most preposterous event that draweth from my snow-white pen the ebon-colored ink, which here thou viewest, beholdest, surveyest, or seest. But to the place where; it standeth north-northeast and by east from the west corner of thy curious-knotted garden. There did I see that low-spirited swain, that base minnow of thy mirth-" 225 226 227 230 233 235 236 239 240 costard Me? king "that unlettered small-knowing soul-" costard Me? king "that shallow vassal-" 244 costard Still me. king "which, as I remember, hight Costard-" 246 costard O me! king "sorted and consorted, contrary to thy established proclaimed edict and continent canon, with, with, O with-but with this I passion to say wherewith-" 248 249 250 costard With a wench. king "with a child of our grandmother Eve, a female, or, for thy more sweet understanding, a woman. Him I (as my ever-esteemed duty pricks me on) have sent to thee, to receive the meed of punishment, by thy sweet grace's officer, Anthony Dull, a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and estimation." 254 255 dull Me, an't shall please you, I am Anthony Dull. king "For Jaquenetta (so is the weaker vessel called), which I apprehended with the aforesaid swain, I keep her as a vessel of thy law's fury; and shall, at the least of thy sweet notice, bring her to trial. Thine in all compliments of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty, Don Adriano de Armado." 260 261 262 berowne This is not so well as I looked for, but the best that ever I heard. king Ay, the best for the worst. But, sirrah, what say you to this? 267 costard Sir, I confess the wench. king Did you hear the proclamation? 270 costard I do confess much of the hearing it, but little of the marking of it. 272 king It was proclaimed a year's imprisonment to be taken with a wench. costard I was taken with none, sir, I was taken with a damsel. king Well, it was proclaimed "damsel." costard This was no damsel neither, sir, she was a virgin. king It is so varied too, for it was proclaimed "virgin." 279 costard If it were, I deny her virginity. I was taken with a maid. 280 king This maid will not serve your turn, sir. 282 costard This maid will serve my turn, sir. king Sir, I will pronounce your sentence: you shall fast a week with bran and water. costard I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge. 286 king And Don Armado shall be your keeper. My Lord Berowne, see him delivered o'er, And go we, lords, to put in practice that