Seagalogy (Updated and Expanded Edition): A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal

"Equal parts Hell's Angels and Pauline Kael, Vern is a National Treasure!!!" – Guillermo Del Toro  "Film criticism genuinely gets no better than this. I would be jealous if I didn't enjoy reading him so damn much" – Ain't It Cool News  "We can't believe this actually exists, but the world is certainly a better place for it." – New York Magazine  "Uproariously funny… the film book I never knew I always wanted to read." – nerve.com  "Seagalogy is a raucous, thigh-slapping and informative read that can murder spare time as easily as Steven Seagal can break peoples' necks. In short Vern's Seagalogy is an unexpected gem." – mania.com  "With the obsession of a fan and the authoritative tone of a professor, Vern takes us through every film with attention to plot, themes, dialogue, influences and even politics… " – denofgeek.com  "Seagalogy not only made me laugh my ass off, but sent me to Amazon to buy some of the early Seagal DVDs I didn't already own. This book is an instant cult classic." – Bookgasm